|"The Underground Bush-Road"|
| Short Number: 3|
|Airdate:||July 5, 2013|
|Story:||Odaceus & FTHG|
| Written &|
"Bling It On!"
The Underground Bush-Road is the third short for the Camp Solace series.
Cat tries to find what exactly is in the camp’s bushes.
Kiri: What? Can dogs really fly to the m-
(There is rustling in a nearby bush)
Kiri: EEEP! (Sees 4 glowing eyes in the bush and curls up in a ball)
Kiri: I... I saw something in the b- bush.
Alexis: (sigh) It's probably just a cat or dog or something. (Goes to check inside the bush)
Kiri: EEEP! What is it?
Alexis: It's a note.
(The note reads: "You're the cooliest. ~F")
Alexis: It says, "You're the cooliest." Signed by F.
(Cat is hanging out with Lily outside)
Lily: And then I was I like "IF YOU DON'T GET THAT DOG OUTTA HERE, I'LL CHOP YOUR HE-
(Loud rustling in a bush)
Kiri: AHHH! (climbs on top of Lily's head)
Lily: Oww! get off!
Kiri: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Lily: Calm down! I'll go check it out. (Looks In the bush and finds a note)
(Note reads "No Easter Eggs over here. ~O")
Lily: What is this CRAZINESS?! (Throws the note to Cat)
Kiri: Another note? Hmmm... (Thinks: "This is by O and not F.")
Lily: Well, this is weird even for me. Well, I think it's time to hit the sack.
(Later Cat is seen in bed)
Kiri: (Shivering and whispering to herself) What does it mean? What does it mean?
(More rustling in a bush)
Kiri: (Whispering) That's it. (Gets up and silently tiptoes to the door and goes outside)
Kiri: Hmmmm. (Looks inside the bush and there is no note)
(Something behind Cat bumps into her)
Kiri: Whoa! (Falls into a tunnel concealed by a blanket) Ow ow ow!
(Cat hits the bottom)
Kiri: Owwww. Ahg, I can't see anything. (Draws a lantern) Ah, much better.
(After about 30 seconds of searching, Cat starts to see light coming from ahead of her)
Kiri: Light! Yay!
(Cat enters a circular shaped room with many doors where the light was coming from)
Kiri: Okay, this is getting strange. (Hears talking from one of the doors)
(Cat hesitates but then walks over to the door)
Kiri: Here goes nothing. (Opens the door)
(Oda and Feron immediately turn to see who it is)
Oda: INTRUDER ALERT! (Starts stumbling around clumsily)
Feron: (Quickly puts his glasses in his pocket) Calm down, bro, it's just Cat.
Oda: Oh, hey Cat!
Kiri: Could you please tell me WHAT THE HECK IS THIS PLACE?!
Oda: This is our base! (Starts wiggling his arms)
Feron: But you can't tell ANYONE.
Kiri: Were you guys the ones who scared the poop out of me by rustling in the bushes?
Oda: Oh, sorry about that. Feron had insisted that we search for cats in the bushes. (Rolls his eyes)
Feron: Hey! (Punches Oda's arm) It's cat season! Just ask Lily.
Kiri: Do you guys ever sleep?
Feron & Oda: (Eyes suddenly get bloodshot) Maybe not...
Kiri: Ummm- (Looks at shelf of action figures on a wall) Whoa, that's a lot! I've only seen you with Yeehaw.
Oda: These are our SECRET collection. There's Soul Spice, Pink Bobby, Bon Qui Qui, Roont, Fat Ni-
Feron: Dude, girls aren't into this stuff.
Oda: Oh yeah... (Looks depressed)
Kiri: When did you make this?
Oda: (Suddenly happy again) STORY TIME!
Feron: It all started when we thought the Parallelis dorms smelled like poo.
Feron: This smells like poo.
Oda: I KNOW, RIGHT!
Feron Narrorating: Then we both got an idea.
Feron & Oda: I GOT IT! LETS SAY IT AT THE SAME TIME!
Feron: We make an underground base!
Oda: (At the same time as Feron) We make a base on the moon!
Oda: Okay, your idea sounds better.
Feron: It should be connected to all the bushes in the camp! Even one on the outside!
Oda: That... Sounds... AWESOME!
Feron Narrorating: And so we started digging. Using my speed mixed with Oda's "shovels", we got it done in no time.
(Oda's arms are taped to Feron's)
Feron: Are you READY?!
Oda: (Hands shift into swords) YEAH!
(Oda and Feron start digging fast)
Feron Narrorating: It all took about 4 days.
Kiri: Whoa, that's awesome.
Oda: And you're the only one who knows about it other than Feron and I.
Feron: So, what now?
Kiri: I kinda wanna go back to bed.
Oda: Oh, sure!
(About a minute later they are outside)
Kiri: (Whispering) Bye guys!
Oda & Feron: (Eyes are bloodshot again) GOODBYE, CAT. SLEEP WELL. (Dash back down into the bush)
Kiri: (Giggling silently) They are so weird.
(The short ends)
|First Day Troubles - Troll Battle - The Pink-Haired Devil - No Sleep - Dungeon Split - You Are What You Eat - The Wizard and the Frog - Airship Legion - Psychique - Senseless - Frostbitten - Singularity|
|Field Day, Part 1 - Field Day, Part 2|
|Mixed Up! - Bling It On! - The Underground Bush-Road - Lake Mayomaya - Camped Out|
|I, Robot - Sphere of Fear|